Ok, quick run down.

Thursday: woke up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. BUT was awake in time to get mars! off the bus. victory!! went to all souls, univ, and queen's college, ate, went to hall, where they did not give us cream to go on our bread and butter pudding. in serio! went to JCR/bridge where mars and AB had a tiny fling. golf theme? club was carried out by security gaurd. found trees on the street, had one stolen, ran after it, caught it, got shoes thrown on roof, tried to climb bank to get them, ran away, hasan's on the steps.

Friday: ate at cafe, met with fk, went to primark for flats and groceries, found tiaras, readied for formal hall, ate delish dinner in crowns, prelashed, ine flung a jackson pollock of wine all over our wall, went to entz, aie aie aie, intrigue with pirate poet, ran naked through the sprinklers, hit the library, ran ran ran, intrigue, torn dress, ah remember, steam, figure eights, still drunk, no earrings.

Saturday: went to OUIFS garden party at the Rhodes house with free food and champagne. Kid who threw my shoes into a roof checked us in. Bankers, hampues, pants, croquet, stole beer at end and went to head of the river. Met M., rooms threw my shoes/bra into the river. ran home, tried to get into rose and crown. home home home. annoyed hallmates. Mars and rooms ate cake, went for hasan's: looks at me: "didn't I tell you to put your shoes on earlier?" Ooookay.

Sunday: got lovely fruit/food at groc and had picnic in university parks, saw kids jumping off the bridge, yeaaah, returned, sat outside on lawn, found phone that had been outside all night, went to dinner at tapas restaurant mmm, got oxford blue at G n Ds, discussed merits of volvic water/lady gaga.

Monday: went to vault and garden cafe, took mars into the bod, saw the duke humphrey/harry potter forbidden section of the library, had tutorial, bought cheese, went into town and browsed/sat outside hist. fac and glittered my legs. Tried to find organic burger van "maybe it only exists if you believe in it" but went to gbk instead, went to KA, met some cricketeers/footballers, "you speak french like a german cunt" and learned to make ukrainian moonshine.